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...please shoot me...

Created on 2003-10-27 12:03:40 (#1418557), last updated 2005-07-15

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Name:	Gary Phelps
Birthdate:	01-13
Location:	Dayton, Ohio, United States
Website:	iSketch

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I'm Gary Phelps. I live alone in a tiny appartment. I'm on Welfare, so I spend most of my time playing iSketch. Everyone there hates me. I have a dog and a cat, neither of which I feed, because they are my wife's pets and I hate them. I also hate her. We don't live together, but she finds the time to stop in and yell at me. She tells me to feed the pets but doesn't take them with her. She also steals my sour cream. Every time I get a new one in the fridge she gets it. I don't understand. One time she popped in to tell me we had a kid, and now he's 15 years old. When the hell was that? I sure don't remember making it, and I'm sure I would've, because my wife is a nasty skank. If you didn't figure it out by now, I lead a miserable life.

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cursing, drinking, hitting animals, playing isketch, sleeping

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